Category: funny

God Created Carolina

GOD CREATED CAROLINA God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied…

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What’s Your Lucky Number?

I was driving the boys to school this morning when we drove by a North Carolina Lottery billboard and we started to talk about “Lucky Numbers”. Aiden said his luck number was 5. I asked if that was because he was born on the 5th, to which he responded no. But really had no real…

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We Are In Trouble …

So Saturday afternoon we were heading up to our first Durham Bulls game with my Cousin Steve visiting from Toronto.  As we  were driving on the highway Wesley calls from the back seat of van and says. “Daddy, I know what you call a HOT girl.” There was a moment of disbelief which hung in the…

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You Want What for Christmas?

Last night we took the boys to Picture People for their semi-annual portraits.  Afterwards they told us it would be 20 minutes so we decided to walk around the mall and maybe check out the wait to see Santa. Indeed, even on a Friday night, the line for Santa was non-existent.  So the boys took…

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File That One Under Dumb

So I’ve finished moving into my new desk at work. I was getting some things set up yesterday and I was trying to pull a group of hanging file folders out of the back of the bottom drawer of my desk. The group of files was stuck and they were not going to move. So…

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